Japoniako krisialdia / Bank failures in Japan

Dagoeneko krisialdia heldu da Japoniara. Eta horretarako gauzarik onena humorea da, ezta? Emen daukazuek Txiste batzuk emengo “atzerritarren komunidadea” hasi direla kontatzen….., Ingelesak dira bai….baina zera, ez dut uste barregarriak direla beste hizkuntzetan. Ulertzen ba duzuek kristonak die. Eta beste txisterik jakin baduzue….emen nago itxoiten….

Bank failures in Japan from Dawn

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in
America and the run on HBOS in the UK , uncertainty has now
hit Japan .

In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has
gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some
of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for
sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in
Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,
Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain
in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and
analysts report that there is something fishy going on at
Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw
deal.
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‘The Census Bureau reported that Las Vegas is about to pass
Washington, D.C. in population. Of course, there’s a huge
difference between Vegas and Washington. See, in Las Vegas,
people gamble with their own money.’
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‘Scientists in Japan have developed an umbrella that has
Internet access and allows users to search the Internet
while they walk. An electronic device that you carry in a
rain storm. What could possibly go wrong?’
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  1. Kaixo!

    Zurekin kontaktuan jartzea gustatuko litzaidake baina ez dut zure e-maila ikusten. Bidaliko zenidake email bat formulario honetan utzi ditudan datuak erabiliz?

    Eskerrik asko!

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